I saw an alien

[cellobuster]

Am I going to jail?

[horseonvhs]

i asked my cousin donny who’s an elite spy in the cia jr and he said it’s usually legal to see an alein but if i were you i’d go ahead and turn myself in just to be safe

[Fio]

if the alien saw you back your shit is as good as fucked

[cellobuster]

The alien was showering

[Dr. Idiot]

only illegal to kiss the alien

[horseonvhs]

been thinking about it the past couple days and yknow i saw a movie like this once. there was a alien and it was fucking stuff up on a spaceship - a guy got ate i think. so was this alien eating a guy or waht