Seeking Illegal Meditation Techniques

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Monkipi
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Seeking Illegal Meditation Techniques

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Post says it all. Enlightenment isn't enough for me, I'm looking to become the Badboy Bodhisattva and I don't even know where to get started with illegal meditation techniques (when I google it it's all sex stuff, so I'm turning to the experts)
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Dr. Idiot
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Re: Seeking Illegal Meditation Techniques

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Start small with using household insects sacrificially.
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cellobuster
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Re: Seeking Illegal Meditation Techniques

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do it on the white house lawn
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MensEolm
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Re: Seeking Illegal Meditation Techniques

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make the horns sign with youur hands instead of the little circles and maybe like groan or make a growly sound instead of "omm"
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MensEolm
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Re: Seeking Illegal Meditation Techniques

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also jacking off (semen expulsion)
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